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WE'RE ASIAN | Tight Pu$$Y Hoodie

WE'RE ASIAN | Tight Pu$$Y Hoodie

Regular price $69.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $69.00 USD
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It started like every normal conversation:
"We're Asian, of course we love K-Pop." "We're Asian, of course we're good at math."

And then Shu took a sharp left turn.

Featuring the unforgettable moment that left everyone confused, concerned, and somehow agreeing by the end, this design captures peak Shu energy: zero hesitation, maximum chaos.

Recommended for: People with an unhinged sense of humor.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Product features

✅ Super soft plush material — like a fuzzy serotonin boost
✅ Works with most phone cases — no fancy case needed
✅ Choose from 3 aesthetic colors: Pink, Yellow, or Grey
✅ Clip color matched to your strap (Pink, Gold, or Silver)

Product Specifications

  • Strap: Faux fur plush, 100cm long
  • Clip: Stainless steel, 4.8cm
  • Package size: 6 x 8 x 2 inches
  • Total weight: 0.2 kg
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