"Free Kittens" [Unisex Hoodie - Red]

"We're Asian, of course we love free things."
When Shu spotted a box labeled FREE, there was only one possible outcome.
Unfortunately, the contents happened to be kittens.
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SHU
We’re Asian, of course we love free things!

Shu sees a box with “FREE” taped to it.

SHU (CONT'D)
OOOHHH! FREE.....

Shu looks inside the box and *GASPS*

SHU (CONT'D)
UHH YESSS!!! I won’t have to go grocery shopping all week!

FRIEND
SHU?!?!? You can’t eat them!!
THESE ARE KITTENS!!!!

SHU
(Nods in agreement)
You’re right! I should fatten them up first.

Shu grabs the entire box and heads off.

FRIEND
(Chasing after Shu)
NO SHU! That’s not what I meant!!!!
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This design celebrates the universal excitement of seeing the word FREE and completely ignoring every other detail.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

KEEP THE ENERGY ALIVE.
• Cold Wash Only
• Wash with Like Colours
• Turn Inside Out Before Washing
• Do Not Bleach
• Low Heat Tumble Dry
• Do Not Iron on Printed Design